The Oxford Guide

By far the most popular chips in Oxford; students have been known to come all the way from High Street, bypassing other vans, to get chips at Hussein's. Kebabs are not quite as good, however.

Has been known to hand out laminated reward cards to regulars (though if you need a card you're obviously not regular enough), and free chicken legs on a more frequent basis (even if you order a veggie burger).

Worcester students can get a Worcester special, which consists of chips, beans, generic meat and a chicken leg for a variable but ridiculously small sum of money.